Agreeing to make couple OCs with someone but neither of you are allowed to show your OCs to each other until they are ready and now those two are going to get together and they must work it out no matter what
let’s do it
every time I see this it gets reblogged
i never knew friendzoning boys was as easy as saying thanks im gonna use my manners more
further evidence that straight boys think compliments are magic words that are supposed to make women immediately strip naked
What’s the appropriate, non-friendzoning response?
"You look pretty today."
"Okay, fine, I’ll suck your dick."
im appropriating internet culture by posting online
|—||My drunk boyfriend in response to people criticizing Mads Mikkelsen’s appearance based on their exposure to Hannibal. (via morgueresident)|
Someone please tell me the name of the Justice League episode where wonder woman and everyone gets turned into children and they’re trying to get the little boy to bring back the adult. Like tell me which series and what season and episode number it is because I want to watch it and can’t find it anywhere.
Chris Pine singing ‘Fly Me To The Moon” on Jimmy Kimmel Live
I am reblogging this SOLELY because that reaction jpeg is the physical embodiment of how I feel about this entire occurrence.
utterly amazed by every part of this, but most especially the bit where chris pine unintentionally and without irony reenacts kristen wiig’s “i’m not going to sing, don’t make me sing” character from SNL
#IT’S SO BEAUTIFUL #I MAY WEEP #i got so many messages about this and none of them mentioned how #RIDICULOUS #THIS #IS #OH MY GOD #GET IT TOGETHER CHRIS PINE #this asshole #god you know what i bet happened backstage #i bet chris pine happened backstage #i bet someone was all CHRIS PINE SHOULD SING #and then chris pine was like ‘what? who said that?’ #as though he was not fully aware that he himself had uttered those words #(those three and a half holistic ventriloquy workshops practically paid for themselves) #and then was all ‘I COULDN’T POSSIBLY SING THAT WOULD BE SO EMBARRASSING SOMEONE PUT A MIC UNDER JIMMY’S DESK FOR ME’ #and the entire cast and crew of kimmel were just like sigh #fine #it’d be too embarrassing to stop him #(and somewhere far in the distance this familiar sensation of dread started building in zachary quinto 's eyebrows #because if you have eyebrows like zachary quinto #you might as well use them for storing existential dread #and like #spare keys and shit) #CHRIS PINE BEING A HUMAN DISTASTER HAS DESTROYED MY BRAIN AS USUAL: THE BLOG #why would anyone even make this pie (tags via gyzym)